Guys, What if Your Girl Sucks in Bed?

Sometimes, it’s hard to say, but after a couple months together, your girlfriend might just suck in bed. Luckily, there are ways to somewhat easily break the news without outright saying it according to an article in AskMen.
Fake an illness
Women have for the longest time used phony ailments to get out of having sex, whether it be some random brought on illness or just being “too tired.” But, have you ever thought of dishing back what she gives to you? Your girlfriend comes home and she’s ready for some passionate lovemaking, but, after a long night at the office, you would much rather be sleeping. If you start to yawn every few seconds, this should start to do the trick to have her understand that you’re just not feeling it. If this doesn’t really work, then do what turns all women off and go into the bathroom and start groaning loudly, she probably won’t want to touch you for well, days.
Be cunning
Make the conversation about her and her needs in bed, ask her if there’s anything new she’d like to try when you’re fooling around. This will make her feel like the spotlight is on her but hopefully she’ll reciprocate and ask the same thing back to you. Now, guys, this is where you lay it on that maybe you don’t really like when she does that…thing.
Don’t hide the porn stash
If you have porn in your living space, whether she’s living with you or not, leave it out, or don’t clear you’re your browsing history. If she finds it, it’ll make her vulnerable and easier to manipulate. Tell her that you were watching porn to spice up your sex life and convince her to check out a DVD with you and ask if she’ll repeat some of the things you watched during your next sex fling.
Sign her up for pole-dancing lessons
As with all gifts, this one might just be the most selfish one you’ve offered to your girlfriend, but why not? Women care a ton about what they look like and what you think of them so convince them that this is a great way to keep their body in shape instead of saying that this is a great way for them to learn how to turn you on.
